The Kingdom of Womble 1285 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.905 billion Womble 1285ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Womble 1285ian economy, worth 390 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 39,436 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 254,168 per year while the poor average 2,472, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1285's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 1285 is ranked 228,579^th in the world and 2,484^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.